RESCALDO 3ª volta - 3ª Jornada

AMIGOS DO TORRESMO 4:9 MONOPLÉGICOS DA FALANGETA

Absolfuckinglutely!

Another run, another win. Monoplégicos are solid and noone seem to stop their path for championship!
Quit the grass suckers!

The list of Monoplégicos players apparently attracting interest from other clubs grew last night when it emerged that Boca Juniors were on the trail on young talent Joseph De Julins. It was understood Boca Juniors have identified the 43-year-old Black-born striker as a potential target. In spite of this, the most amasing crap happened at the Fanq Arena Stadium last night: Joseph De Julins dressed white like a virgin and played for Amigos do Torresmo! That sucks! What the fuck is wrong with that boy? Did they pay him more? No? They just needed more height support? Well…still, wtf…that was growssss. Almost as ugly as some people looking like playing all alone from start to finish Black does not mean referee. The good part is: White trash still lost the match, Boca Juniors lost their buy to Benfica and his transfer will occur only at the former end of the season. The next matches Joseph De Julins is expected to return to the black side of life, as we are used to see him play. As they say when they are drinking: return sun, you are aperdoated.

On the other side, the white trash side, Diogo Tavares a.k.a. Seekman missed the match due to unknown leite motiv, according to his coach-partner Michael Frajure. We all prayed for him for one hour or so. Like they say in the subway, boss away, saint day at home. This explains what annonimous classify as running away from febra de belém. The Torresmo supporters in the Arena sayd: “Unforgiven, unless he buys us all the next round.” Others sayd: “That’s why the match was so strange”. Me, I say: Leave the man alone! Just brake is legs next round!

As for the match, it had no story. Monoplégicos da Falangeta eated all Torresmos left them, so their win is not surprising. They have a solid defence and fuçangueros quality strikres, who seem to enjoy showing everyone they got speed and balls. All the fucking time!

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Comentários off-line:
Jesulado: Foi um jogo do caralho
Pedro Emanuel: Não vi, mas gosto de bolas cheias
Octávio Machado: Já disse que só vejo jogos à borla
Pinto da Costa: Gostei bastante. Melhor que o Benfica x Marítimo. Fiquei emocionado.
Lili Caneças: Ai! Adoro pretos! Adoroooo
Paula Rego: Sejamos sérios: Não vim a Portugal para isto.
Paulo Bento: Fiquei preso no trânsito, mas ouvi o relato. Vou falar com o Boca Juniors.
Cavaco Silva: Não vou comentar. Não devo.

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